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"I feel so fucking tired of myself lately."

— Unknown (via stevenbong)

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coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed

(via beeyoutifulllll)

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera, via teen-derp)

"Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cos they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that."

— Azra Tabassum (via suspend)

(Source: amanda-oaks, via miserytorecovery)

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via theworldisconfused)

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

(Source: grootoftheloom, via ironicpeacesign)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

i would have no use for this

there’s not a reason in the world i could ever come up with to use this product

but i want it

(Source: teknolojimanya, via lukealive)