— Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via we-are-star-stuff)
Client: We really loved the work you did in our babies nursery.
Me: Thank you.
Client: We’re moving and would like a refund since the mural will no longer be in “our” nursery.
Client then proceeds to state their case. This continues for some time.
Client: Then if you won’t refund the money can you at least re-create the artwork on the new wall? Free of charge of course?