Even though it looked horrible last time.

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

I’ve applied at soo many places!

zillatamer:

I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like

If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach.

worldofchances-xo:

👌

beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you