releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” from the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

memewhore:

Amethyst skull.

buggy-love:

a-colourfullife:

advocacycanine:

It’s just rude not to.

That moment when you meow back and your cat just looks at you weird and walks away and you’re like “wtf did I just say?”

QUICK REBLOG.

Because I just now did it.

beingfetus:

FUCK IM CHOKIGN

drtanner:

wahrsager:

cuddlyxmedics:

whenthesunshinesthrough:

Shower head that turns water rainbow colors

                          +

Bath tiles that change color according to heat 

                          =

Don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugs ;)

Okay, so I need this in my life. Like… right now. That urgent.

‘Scuse me while I add this to ‘things I need in my future living establishment’ list.

I WANT THIS TO BE MINE.

avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….